How Peter Tamed the Monster

The significance of this bookstrap escaped us at first.  Daryn the intern, whose young imaginative mind is capable of great leaps, explained that the straps were for holding Peter’s manhood against his thigh.

“You said he fought in World War I. Do you think he could have made it without something to keep it in place?  He would have fallen behind.”

Daryn, we are grateful for your rules of deduction.  Reading his autobiography should shed further light on Peter’s “handicap” and his methods of dealing with it.

Strong enough to wrangle a boa constrictor

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