The Tearoom in the Trees

I want that handsome bodybuilder who frequents the fourth-floor bathroom of the Humanities Building. When I happen upon him off-campus, he finally notices me. In the park, under the eucalyptus trees, I’m surprised to learn how much he has to give, and all the cruisers are excited to see how much he can take! I guess I should have known that bodybuilders know how to push through pain.

Studying French in the late afternoon is a daily chore. My only comfort is the fourth-floor Humanities Building restroom, which is always busy. Those guys all like to sneak a peek, but it’s too big for them to do anything. The only guy who doesn’t look at me one bit is that handsome bodybuilder with olive skin and shiny black hair. I always want the one I can’t have.

When I run into that bodybuilder off-campus, he takes notice. He leads me into the woods and gives me the ride of a lifetime. Then he does what no other man has done and takes a ride himself. Like a captivating circus act, our union draws the attention of the other cruisers in the trees. Is that rain coming down? I didn’t think I’d need an umbrella!